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Safe Passage Percival is found alive in the ruins of the building.
Save The Last Dance
Julia falls in love with her friends brother and he helps her do her
dancing during that time they get it on to. at the end she gets into juliard.
Saving Private Ryan
A bunch of soldiers goes out to search for a Private Ryan
during a war. As it ends up he doesn't want to go back and the leader
of the troup (Tom Hanks)dies, as well as some other men.
Larissa
Scarface
After being shipped off from cuba to the U.S. Tony Montana (AL
Pachino) meets a coulple of drug dealers and gets offered a job. After
hearing how well Tony did the big drug dealer wants to meet him and his
friend Manny Rivera (Steven Bauer). They get to his mansion and Tony
starts to get the hots for his wife. After a couple of jobs Tony starts
to gain power and kill the boss and marry his wife (Michelle Phiefer).
After becoming the big boss he starts to become a mess and ends up
killing Manny because he married his sister behind his back, breaks up
with his wife, and dies after becoming a one army and killing half of
hiss rivals men.
Insane
Scary Movie
Everyone Dies and Doofy runs off with tv reporter
Miki
The Score
Robert De Niro is enticed back into the "game" to make one
last "score" by Marlon Brando. Brando needs money to pay off the mob,
"or else!" Brando insists that Ed Norton help with the heist. De Niro
does not trust the young upstart, and for good reason. Ed Norton plans
to "keep all the money" for himself, after "the score." The score is
made, (they steal some kind of French artifact from an old building in
Montreal, Canada) and Ed Norton pretends to be "a retard." Ed Norton
double-crosses De Niro, but in the end it turns out that Robert De Niro
was "too smart" for Ed Norton, and Norton is left "holding the bag."
Loren Richard Klahs
Scream And the killers are.. Billy (Sidney's boyfriend) and his wacky yet adorable friend, Stuart.
Scream 2 And the killers are.. Billy's mom (disguised as clumsy reporter Debbie Salt) and a guy that's rarely seen in the
movie?! - the one who's not Derek (Sidney's current boyfriend, who by the way dies in the end) and not Andy, you know (Mickey maybe??). this time more people die, only sidney and Gale and Dewey survive the horror!
Scream 3 Jay and Silent Bob are in the movie, there is a video tape from the guy who always talked about movies and the killer is Sidney's
brother. What Sidney has a brother? Of course, that's how they link it
to the first one. Sidney's mom was a whore and the brother is pissed..President Clinton
Searching For Bobby Fisher
Josh competes in the chess competition, and it finally comes down to him and the arrogant kid. As the two of them face off, Josh excels by incorporating the best tactics of both of his tutors. Finally stumped, Josh stares at the board until he sees victory many moves away. He offers his opponent a draw and offers to share victory. The other boy refuses and plays him to the very end. Josh leaves to find his friend Max, who is disappointed that he lost so early. Josh tells him, "Want to know a secret? You're a much stronger player than I was at your age."
Michael Hutchison
se7en Mills gets his wife's head in an express delivery and then he kills John Doe (Kevin Spacey).
The Seventh Sign
Jurgen Prochnow, who frolicks through the island of Dominica
at the beginning (supposed to be Haiti) is actually Jesus delivering the
seven signs leading up to the apocalypse. Father Lucci, the seemingly
compassionate priest, is actually Cartaphilis, Pilate's gatekeeper, who
struck Jesus and was cursed to walk forever until the world ended (so he
wants the signs to be carried out). Prochnow doesnt want to destroy the
world, but he is merely a servant of god and must obey. Of course Demi
Moore, who is pregnant, is actually the virgin Mary reincarnated, and
her baby is the messiah, if she can save him with hope. After
deciphering the signs with the help of a young jewish student, Demi
tries to save a retarded kid from the California death chamber (who
killed his sibbling parents) to stop the signs, but Lucci kills him and
fatally wounds Demi, but not before her baby is delivered and she
pledges her life to save the kid's and the world's. Note: Demi Moore
appears totally naked and pregnant in this film.
Jeep Doonkins
Shakespeare in Love Gwyn actually marries the butthead who she is arranged to wed, and in the gloom of losing his true love forever, Will sits down to write the madcap comedy Twelfth Night. Go figure.Marcus Alexander Hart
The Shining
Jack (Jack Nicholson) goes insane and attacks Wendy (Shelly
Duvall). She knocks him out and locks him in a freezer. But the spirit
of Grady (Phillip Stone) releases him. Danny (Danny Lloyd) is able to
send a message to Dick Halloren (Scatman Crothers), who comes to the
house to rescue the family. He is unsuccesful and Jack kills him with an
ax. Wendy escapes from Jack through a window in the bathroom. Jack turns
his attention to Danny, whom he chases into the garden maze. Danny
tricks Jack by running blindly into the maze, retracing his steps, and
hiding in the brush. Jack runs past him and Danny leaves the maze. Danny
finds his mother and they escape in Dicks snow-mobile. Jack gets trapped
in the maze and freezes to death. The next day, there is a new picture
in the banquet room of the overlook hotel. It's a snap-shot from the New
Years eve ball of 1932, and in the middle of the crowd is Jack.
Ryan
Shrek
Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) once had a spell cast upon her
that allowed her to be a beautiful princess by day, but transformed her
into an ogre by night. Shrek (Mike Myers) rejects his feelings for her
and delivers her to Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow) so they can be married.
Donkey (Eddie Murphy), however, is able to convince Shrek to do the
right thing. Shrek burts into the church, only to be humiliated by
Farquaad in front of the townspeople. Fiona realises she loves Shrek as
the sunset approaches, and shows him her true form. Farquaad is sent
into an outrage, claiming the kingdom for his own and ordering that both
Shrek and Fiona be arrested. Suddenly, Donkey and the Drogan burst into
the church. The Dragon eats Farquaad. The releived kingdom set Shrek and
Fiona free. Fiona, now free of the spell since she has found her true
love, remains an ogre and marries Shrek. Shrek all of the sudden, grows
a heart and invites both the town and the fairy tale creatures to !
his wedding, where Donkey and the seven dwarves perform an interesting
rendition of "Daydream Beleiver".
Ryan
The Silence Of The Lambs In the end of the movie, Hannibal Lecter breaks free and plans to have someone for dinner..
A Simple Plan Billy-Bob and Bill Paxton kill the other guy, and then Billy-Bob forces Paxton to shoot him too. And when all is said and
done, Paxton and his weird teeth end up burning all of the money like he said he was going to do all along, leaving him and his bratty wife to live
forever in the ironic misery of the same lives that had made them so happy before.Marcus Alexander Hart
The 6th Day
Arnold finds out he's been cloned, and is marked for
assassination by assassins who gets killed over and over again. Arnold
discovers that he's really the clone, and not the guy who's living in
his house. At the end, there's 2 Arnold's fighting the bad guys, and
they blow up the cloning building with all the bad guys.
Ron Barmapov
The Sixth Sense It turns out that Bruce Willis was killed in the beginning of the movie, and he's actually a ghost for the rest of the film.
christine
Sliding Doors Short-haired Helen dies, Long-haired helen puts an end to her relationship with ugly brit-boy, and meets James
in the elevator.. again... by the way, James didn't cheat on short-haired Helen, he was kissing his soon-to-be-ex only for his mother's sake.
So, I Married an Axe Murderer
It turns out Rose has been killing all of Harriet's husbands
and leaving notes for Harriet saying that they're leaving her. Of
course, she is caught this time, and Charlie and Harriet live happily
ever after.
Sarah
South Park
During the USO show for the US troops, the Canadians attack, as the kids try to rescue Terrance and Phillip. Cartman gets shocked, which screws up his V-chip in his head. Stan finds the clitoris, who tells him to help stop the war. Satan and Saddam Hussein begin Armageddon, but whenever Cartman curses the V-chip shoots electricity at Saddam Hussein. Satan throws him back into hell. Kenny gets to go to heaven, all those who died in the war are revived, and everyone is happy.
Alex
Space Cowboys
It turns out the Russian Satellite is full of nuclear
missiles. One of the young astronauts accidentally starts the launch
sequence. Hawk (Tommy Lee Jones) has to ride the satellite away from
the Earth and it crashes on the moon. The movie ends with a shot of
Hawks spacesuit lying on the moon looking at the earth. Everyone else
survives.
Luckydog
The Spanish Prisoner
The main character, Joseph, invents a process to make millions
of dollars. Everyone wants to scam it away from him, including Steve
Martin's character. When he goes to the FBI, they turn out to be fakes.
In the end he discovers that the whole time he had been watched over by
2 US Marshals. He (and the movie viewer) never notices them because
they pose as japanese tourists.
jon
Spartacus
The rebellion is squashed by the Romans. When told that they will be spared if they turn over their leader, Spartacus, everyone claims to be him. All slaves are crucified except for Spartacus and his buddy. Spartacus kills his friend in order to spare him the pain. Spartacus' wife is given her freedom by a kind member of the Senate. As she is being driven from the city, she sees her crucified husband. Showing him their newborn baby, she says, "This is your son. Your son is free!"
Michael Hutchison
Stand and Deliver
All 18 of the kids suspected of cheating pass, and a graphic at the bottom informs the reader that more and more kids passed the advanced placement tests every year since 1982. The math teacher lets loose with a little punch in the air. Michael Hutchison
Star Trek: Insurrection
The aging crew of the Enterprise-E help the pretty, perfect, not-never-hurtin'-no-nobody
colonists save their utopian planet from the ugly-ass, nasty-face, hard-core evil skin stretching freaks. Cripes, did you really need a spoiler page to tell you how this
one was going to end?Marcus Alexander Hart
Star Wars: A New Hope
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Alec Guiness) shuts down the tractor beam
while Luke Skywalker (Mark Hammil) and Han Solo (Harrison Ford) free
Princess Liea (Carrie Fisher). Han, Liea, and Luke are reunited with
R2-D2 (Kenny Baker) and C3P-0, but are unable to save Obi-Wan, who is
killed by Darth Vader (David Prowse, voiced by James Earl Jones). They
escape to Yavin Four and are told how to destroy the Daeth Star. There
is an exhaust Port in a surface trench that leads to the inner systems.
Han leaves to pay off his debts and Luke flies with the attack force
against the Death Star, but the squad is almost wiped out by Vader and
his fighters. Vader locks in his sights on Luke, but is stopped by Han
in the Millenium Falcon, who has returned after being struck by his
consiance. Han destroys the enemy crafts and sends Vader's craft flying
uncontrollably into space. Luke destroys the Death Star and they retreat
to Yavin. There, Han, Luke, and Chewbacca (Peter Mayhew) are honored
with medals.
Ryan
Star Wars: Episode 1
Anakin Skywalker is to be trained as a Jedi Knight. Qui Gon
is killed by Darth Maul. Obi Wan kills Darth Maul after seeing his
Master murdered. It looks cool, Obi is hanging off the side of a long
drop-off... he uses the force to grab Qui Gon's lightsaber while jumping
over Maul and then CHOPS HIM IN HALF!!! Palpatine is Darth Sidious.
Amidala clearly has a thing for YOUNG ANAKIN. Pedophile! In Episode 2,
Anakin is a lot older, Obi Wan is his master and Amidala and Anakin fall
madly in love. It ends with Amidala and Anakin getting married. How do
I know this? because I read the screenplay. MEDIA JACKAL OUT!
MediaJackal
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Lando Callrisian (Billy Dee Williams) gives in to Darth Vader
(James Earl Jones) and freezes Han Solo (Harrison Ford) in carbonite.
Han is then given to the bounty hunter Boba Fett to be delivered to
Jabba the Hutt, whom Han owes substantial debts to. Princess Liea
(Carrie Fisher) and Chewbacca (Peter Mayhew) have been told they will
remain on Bespin, but Vader decides to take them with him instead.
Meanwhile, Luke Skywalker (Mark Hammil) leaves his training with Yoda
(Frank Oz) and heads out to save his friends. Luke arrives and his
attacked by Vader, who cuts of Luke's hand. Luke is prepared to die, but
first Vader gives Luke a little information. Darth Vader didn't kill
Luke's father Anikin. Vader IS Anikin, Luke's father. Luke, heartbroken,
throws himself down a work shaft and is trapped, hangin miles above the
planet. Liead, Chewie and Lando escape from the city, but Liea is sent a
message from Luke, and they return to save him. Luke recieves a new,
robotic, hand, and Lando leaves with Chewie aboard the Millenium Falcon in the
hope to find and rescue Han.
Ryan
Starship Troopers
The first half an hour they show some teens and their
recruitement in a future army of earth. (skip the first 45 minutes to be
sure) After that they kill a billion bugs on a lonely planet. And then they
all shoot and you see blood and gutter all around.
End is that they kill a "queen" bug and save the babe who was captured
by it.
dive242
Stigmata
During the scene, where first stigmas appear on the wrists
of the main character, while she sits in the bath tub watching the
misterious dove flying away; just a few seconds before the actual event
takes place (spoiler is so obvious!)you can see stigmas ALREADY on the
wrists of the actress! They, according to the folowing spirit atack,
apear AFTER it...Such a beautiful, spiritual movie, but what a bummer! It
kills all the charms of it :(
Jafar Kuliyev
Street Fighter
Guile (jean claude van damme) and his military squad save the
day. the other fighters settle there disputes with General Bisons(raul
julia) men and help guiles solders rescue the hostages. Dee Jay and
Sagat steal suitcase full of cash when later on find out they are double
crossed with counterfeit cash with bisons face on. the other fighters
think guile is dead when the detonator goes off destroying bisons
complex but guile survives and says he needs a vacation. Its all a happy
ending but u think twice after the credits roll Bision is still alive.
David King
Superman
Superman struggles and struggles to catch up to one of the two nuclear warheads and throws it into space. The other one goes off. There is much devastation, and Lois Lane dies. Grief-stricken, Superman turns back time by racing around the globe backwards with such speed that if he'd just gone that fast after the missiles there wouldn't BE a problem. He then lands by Lois, who is now not in any danger of an upcoming earthquake for some reason. Lex Luthor goes to jail and takes his hair off.
Michael Hutchison
Superman II
Superman reverses the molecular chamber so that it is the Kryptonians outside who are changed into regular humans. (For some reason, the previously excruciating process goes unnoticed by the Phantom Zone criminals.) Their powers gone, the Zone escapees fall to their deaths in the misty depths of the Fortress of Solitude (or, if you're watching the special version, you can see them being led away to jail by the arctic police). Superman then wipes away very precise bits of Lois Lane's memory by kissing her, so that she doesn't remember learning Superman's secret identity and then shacking up. This leaves her completely baffled when she's "late" the following month. (Okay, that last bit didn't happen.)
Michael Hutchison
Superman III
Superman blows up the computer. Michael Hutchison
Superman IV: Quest For Peace
Superman defeats Nuclear Man and puts Lex Luthor back in prison.
Michael Hutchison
Swordfish
Gabriel IS still alive, as is Ginger, and the two are together in Monte
Carlo. There, they take the money from the account and use it to start
an anti-terrorism war by killing an Arab terrorist who bombed the U.S.
embassy in Istanbul.
Ryan