Heath Leadgers DIES!!!!!! and so does Mel Gibsons other son HEHE HE. Mel gibson massacres a whole army with a hammer.
Pay It Forward
Trevor (Haley Joel Osment) defendes his friend from some
bullies, but is stabbed in the process and dies not long after.
After the attack on Pearl Harbor, Colonel Dolittle (Alec
Baldwin) leads a bombing raid on Tokyo. Danny (Josh Hertnett) and Raife
(Ben Afflek) are chosen to pilot bombers in the attack. Before leaving,
Raife confronts Evelyn (Kate Beckinsale) and asks her why she left him
for Danny. She tells Raife that she is pregnant with Danny's son. The
bombing is succesful in destroying Japanese weapon factories, but two of
the planes run out of fuel and crash in Japanese occupied China. Danny
is captured, but Raife kills the Japanese soldiers holding him. He runs
out of bullets and is fired upon by the Japanese, but Danny steps in
front of him and is shot in his place. Danny dies, but the others are
rescued by Chinese soldiers. Raife returns to Pearl Harbor and steps in
to raise the child for Danny. They name the boy after his real father.
The Perfect Storm
In the end mark walberg and George clooney and all the other other fisherman die at sea. They have a big funeral and walbergs girlfriend says she still dreams of him.
It turns out that the last of the mystic skulls is the one in the Phantom's ring.
Phantom Menace Liam Neeson gets stabbed and the dude with the freaky makeup gets cut in half. Obi-Wan stupidly
decides to train Darth Vader. Disguised as a kindly old
man who loves his planet and everybody, the future evil
emperor becomes leader of the Senate. Unfortunately, Jar
Jar "Meesa bein back for the sequel" Binks lives....Russell
OK. Everyone except Vin Diesel, the black religious guy, and
the kid die. Even the main character. Oh, by the way, that kid who
appears to be a boy is actually a girl, and the police officer is just a
bounty hunter looking for extra dough. Vin Diesel never hurts anyone
except the bounty hunter, but he doesn't kill him.
Mac The Movieguy
Planet of the Apes
Taylor (Charlton Heston) escapes the city with the help of
Cornelius (Roddy McDowell) and Zira (Kim Hunter). They travel to
Cornelius's archeological site in the forbidden zone, where he claims he
has found proof that primitive man was once an intellegant creature.
They are followed by Dr. Zaius (Maurice Evans) and a group of armed
gorilla's. There is a short fight that ends with the capture of Zaius by
Taylor. They all enter the cave where they find several artifacts,
including eye glasses and a replacement heart-valve. Zaius refuses to
beleive that any if this is definitive until they find a baby doll that
makes talking sounds. Zaius reveals that he has known all along that man
was once an intellegant beiong, but they squandered what they had and
destroyed their civilization. Taylor and Nova (Linda Harrison) leave the
apes and travel down the shore, where they find the crumbling remnants
of the statue of liberty, washed ashore. Taylor figures it all out. He
has landed on earth, decimated by war 2,000 years in the future.
Planet of the Apes (Tim Burton)
Leo recovers equipment from his pod that allow him to find his
ship. He finds it burried and activates a recording that reveals his
ship crashed looking for him. His shipmates never find him because he
gets punched forward in time. In the past the apes led by the
teacher's-pet-ape Semos, and apes take over and build the society Leo
arrives in. Thade tries to kill everyone and cover it up, but Leo
manages to lock him in the ship. Leo leaves in another pod that was
piloted by a chimp.
A military policewoman is fatally shot while investigating a
break-in at the Presidio, an army base in San Francisco. Sean Connery is
the provost marshall in charge of the military investigation, while Mark
Harmon, formerly an MP under Connery's command, is a San Francisco PD
inspector who knew the slain MP. Connery and Harmon hate each other,
they quarrel through most of the film, during which Harmon beds Meg Ryan
(Connery's daughter) and Connery pals around with his war buddy Jack
Warden. Turns out the major who got Harmon in trouble during his MP days
is involved with the murder, but is killed before any associations can
be made. Finally, in the last twenty minutes of the seemingly endless
film, we learn that Mark Blum, a wealthy businessman and former CIA
provincial advisor in Vietnam, was using his water delivery business to
smuggle diamonds from the Philippines and one of his workers
accidentally delivered a water bottle filled with gems to the Presidio
officers club and the MP was killed by the major while retrieving the parcel.
Furthermore, the major was blackmailing Jack Warden into helping him
with the scheme, but his conscience prevails and he throws in the towel,
and is then killed, but Connery and Harmon blast up the water warehouse
real good and kill all the bad guys and live happily ever after in this
more appropriate for television bore.
ed norton(the defendant) comes out to be innocent and is sent
to a mental institution because he plead insane. he talks to his lawyor
one more time after the trial and showed him that he doesnt have 2
personalities he just acted the innocent little quire boy one out!
The Prince of Egypt Moses leads his people to the promised land through the split Red Sea and smooshes up all of Ramses' troops. The really
bizarre thing, however, is that Ramses himself doesn't get killed. He just gets thrown ashore and looks really sad. Hmmm, I'll bet they just wanted to keep it open for a sequel...Marcus Alexander Hart
It turns out that norman bates was doing all the killing, he
would dress up as his mother (he has split persanality).
Okay, this is tough since the movie is done out of sequence,
so I'll try and arrange it. Vince Vega (John Travolta) and Jules
Winfield (Sam Jackson) kill the baddies, retrieve the case with the
unrevealed contents (There is a rumor that the suitcase supposedly
contained Marcellus's soul, but it was denied by Tarantino) and escape.
They succeed in disposing of Marvin's body. They also foil Honeybunny
and Pumpkin's attempt to rob the coffee shop. Vince save's Mia (Uma
Thurman) from overdosing. Then, Vince is hired to kill Butch Coolidge
(Bruce Willis) after he failed to throw the boxing match and killed his
opponent. Butch elludes Vince and kills him with his own gun. Butch runs
into Marcellus himself while trying to escape. The two almost kill
eachother, but are captured by two homosexual rednecks. Butch escapes
them, but rather than fleeing, helps save Marcellus. In return,
Marcellus frees Butch, but tells him never to return to L.A. Butch
agree's, picks up his girlfriend, and leaves.