Cybertronics creates a robot who can love and sells it (david)
to a family who has a son but is frozen cause hes in a coma. Monica (mom
in family) finally accepts David and programs him to love them, then
Martin (son that was in coma)wakes up and is unfrozen. Martin makes
david do stuff which makes monica take david and leave him in the
forest. He gets picked up by poeple who hate robots. Grabs another robot
named Joe and escapes. They go to a city named rouge. They ask a
computer where the blue fairy lives so that it can make david into a
real boy. The computer says it lives in mannhatten. David and joe go to
mannhatten. Joe gets cuaght by police. David Goes in a submarine to
coney island which at the time is under water. Parks the submarine in
front of a statue of the blue fairy. Says "Will you please make me into
a real boy?" over and over, for 2,000 years. Water freezes. Robots came
and unfreeze david, and look at his memory. They create a home for him
and bring monica back for a day. At the end of the day monica dies, david cries
and then falls asleep.
Miki + Adrian
After being exposed to the face hugger, Kane dies having a
baby alien rip through his stomach in a disturbing scene. The rest of
the crew (Dallas, Ripley, Brett, Parker, Lambert, Ash) decide to hunt it
down and kill it. But soon Brett is killed. Then Dallas goes through a
heating duct only to be captured by the alien. Soon Ash snaps and
Parker bashes his head in and we find out he's an android. Parker and
Lambert get supplies when the alien finds them. Parker tries to stop but
is killed. Lambert panics and is killed as well. With Ripley by
herself she grabs the cat and gets onto the escape ship. The bigger
ship explodes in a very cool sequence. Alone on the escape pod, the
Alien attacks her. She shoots it out and uses the engines to blow into
All the President's Men
This guy called deepthroat tells them all the stuff so nixon
is basically stuffed.
Colonel Frank Fitz (Chris Cooper) finds a tape that his son
Ricky took of Lester (Kevin Spacey) working out in the nude. Ricky took
it because he thought it was bizarre, but Frank thinks his son is gay.
He later witnesses Ricky with Lester. Ricky is rolling a joint for
Lester, who is lying on a couch, but from Franks point of view, Ricky
seems to be going down on Lester. Ricky returns home and is attacked by
Frank who accuses him of being gay. Seeing his chance to leave for good,
Ricky says that he is and Frank kicks him out. Frank leaves and goes to
get Jane (Thora Birch) and she agrees to go to New York with him. Angela
(Mena Suvari) and Jane argue and Ricky makes her see that she is a
normal person who is completely ordinary. Meanwhile, Carolyn (Annette
Benning) is returning home. Lester caught her cheating on him. Seeing
that she has nothing to use against him, she decides the only way out is
to shoot him. Lester is working in the garage, when he is confronted !
by Frank. Frank attempts to kiss him, but Lester shoots him down. Frank
leaves. Lester goes into the house, where he finds Angela crying her
eyes out. At first, he tries to comfort her, but soon they are on the
couch, about to have sex. Suddenly, Lester realises how dumb his actions
are, and stops. He decides to hold a decent conversation with her. It
works. Angela goes to the bathroom. Lester sits in the kitchen, looking
at a picture of his family. He smiles as a gun is pointed at the back of
his head. The camera pans away and we hear a gunshot. Then we see blood
spray on the wall. Ricky and Jane come downstairs and see Lester lying
dead on the counter. There is a voiceover. We realise that the Lester
who has been narrating the movie was his voice from beyond the grave.
Now Lester talks about how death feels, and of how he misses his family.
We see Carolyn run into her bedroom. She has obviously seen Lester's
body. She throws her gun away and begins to cry. She apparently, !
will recieve the blame. Then we see Frank in his study. His whi!
te shirt is covered in blood and there is a gun missing from his
display. He is the one who killed Lester. As the movie ends, Lester
leaves us with these words: "You have no idea what I'm talking about.
But don't worry. You will."
American History X
Daniel Vinyard has to write a paper about his brother Derek, a
former skinhead leader who has been parolled from serving 3 years for
murder. After telling his moving story of why he decided to leave the
skinheads and wants Danny to leave as well, Derek agrees to talk to the
other skinheads about why they should leave as well. It seems like it is
going to be a happy ending had by all until the very end when Danny is
shot and killed by a black gang member that he had insulted earlier in
American Pie well those horney little boys finally get laid. 1 of them has
ity off with stifflers mom on a pool table another with his girlfriend
and 1 with a band player... of course ther is one left that falls in
love and decides to wait to get laid... bad choice i say. well enjoy the
movie it is a laugh.
American Pie 2
The guys spend the summer at a beach house. Michelle agrees
to help Jim prepare for Nadia's arrival, but in all the preparing they
actually fall in love. Kevin and Vicky learn to be friends. Stifler
has sex with the 2 girls they thought were lesbians. And Finch finally
sees Stifler's Mom and they have sex in her car.
Julia Roberts plays the "plain jane" and "formerly obese"
sister of the "beautiful and georgeous" Catherine Zeta-Jones. It seems
that Catherine Zeta-Jones and her on-screen lover, and off-screen
husband (John Cusack) can't stand each other. Yet, to keep the
movie-going public interested in their new project, Cusack and
Zeta-Jones must (for convenience sake) "pretend" to still be an "item."
Problems arise when Cusack falls in love with Julia Roberts, and
Zeta-Jones falls in love with herself. Enter, Billy Crystal (who
coincidentally wrote this movie.) And then, the 'comedy schtick'
(...and I do mean 'schtick') begins. For instance, A big dog
continually sniffs out Billy Crystal's crotch and humps his leg. A
bewildered Julia Roberts finding Billy and the dog in this compromising
situation retorts with "...Should I leave you two alone?" (Pause for
'big giant guffaws from audience'.) And then there is that almost 'rated
R' scene where Billy Crystal "inadvertently" lets a video tape fall into the hands of a local newsroom, where it "appears" that John Cusack is furiously masterbating in the weeds, while he is trying to get a glimpse of Catherine Zeta-Jones (peeping Tom
style) through her bedroom window, .... and many more bits of comedy
that beg for 'canned laughter.' In the end, all's well that end's well.
A "movie within the movie" turns out to be a "documentary-of-sorts" that
Christopher Walken haphazardly put together at the last minute to show
"...What Actors Are Really Like Behind All Of That Make-up. The critics
love it! The studio boss is ecstatic! And guess what? Julia Roberts,
"the plain jane and formerly obese" sister of the "beautiful and
georgeous" Catherine Zeta-Jones, gets the "man of her dreams" (ie: John
Cusack.) NOTE: He was really in love with her all the time, even when
she was a big fat pig!
Loren Richard Klahs
OK. So J.Lo falls in love with Jim Caveziel who is actually
some guy she saved a year ago from a car accident in which his wife and
child died. Of course he blocked that out of his memory and changed his
name, just tried to live a normal life. They get together at the end,
probably for good.
Mac The Movieguy
A bird hunter is attacked and mauled and the town blames
Marvin (Rob Schnieder), whom they chase into the forest. There, he finds
Dr.Wilder (Michael Canton), who tells him that he is not the creature
that attached the hunter, but there is another person in the woods who
has undergone the same experiment. They are resposible. During the
chase, you are found guessing who it could be. There are hints which
ellude to Marvin's friend Fatty (Louis Lombardi), Chief Wilson (Ed
Asner), and Dr. Wilder himself. But in the end we find out that it is
Marvin's girlfriend Rianna (Colleen Haskell) who is the creature.
Apparently she underwent the procedure sometime during the year she
spent living in a redwood tree in order to prevent its destruction. She
saves Marvin from Sgt. Sisk (John C. McGinley) and then explains that
she attacked the hunter because he was trying to kill Molly, the baby
turkey vulture. They reconcile, but then are attacked by a mob (members
of which include Norm MacDonald as a talkitive lumberjack and Adam Sandler doing a parody
of Schneider's "You can do it!" cajun character from "The Waterboy".).
As the mob approaches, Marvin's friend Miles (Guy Torry) takes the blame
for his friend. The mob decides to let him off since he is black ("I
ain't takin' part in a mob to kill a black guy, I'll tell ya that!" says
MacDonald). A year later, Marvin and Rianna are married, have founded a
wildlife preserve, and have two man-imal children. Dr. Wilder has won
the nobel prize and is marrying Yolanda, the badger-milk girl (Who has
also undergone the trans-species-ectomy.).
In one of the most shockingly bleak, downbeat endings of any
movie since The Parallax View (1974), Michael Farady (Jeff Bridges)
discovers that his fears of his next-door neighbor Oliver Lang (Tim
Robbins) of being a terrorist bomber are true. Farady thinks that Lang
and his conspirators are going to drive a delivery van full of
explosives into the FBI headquarters building in downtown Washington
D.C. After a long, panic-stricken car chase through the streets, Farady
catches up to the delivery van entering the building parking garage only
to discover (way too late) that it's a different van entering the
building and the bomb is not in the van, but in the trunk of his rental
car! The delivery man/telephone repairman conspirator denotates the bomb
from his van a short distance away in which the FBI building is
destroyed, killing Farady and hundreds of others. Months later after a
long investgation into the bombing, it is announced that Farady bombed
the FBI building for his own insane reasons, thanks to some damaging testomony from
Lang's co-conspirators as well as Farady's son Grant (his mind poisoned
against his father by stories from Lang) and that like the other
bombings of St. Louis and Oklahoma City, no evidence has been found of
any conspiracy. Farady was the lone bomber. Case closed. Lang thanks his
conspirators and co-conspirators on yet another job well done as he and
his co-conspiritor wife plan to move to another city to meet with their
next group of conspirators to slowly plan their next terrorist act
Armageddon Harry (bruce willis) sets the bomb (in order to destroy the asteroid), and, being located on the asteroid, dies.
you can relax, though, most of the crew comes back home in one piece.
Army of Darkness Ash (Bruce Campbell) says the words and returns to the present to continue to fight the living undead and woo the women in his local S-Mart... that is, unless you are watching the alternate version... Marcus Alexander Hart
Army of Darkness (alternate)
Ash (Bruce Campbell) says goodbye to those in the kingdom and
attempts to return home with a magic potion. He must swallow 6 drops and
then say the magic words. Each drop will allow him to sleep a century.
Ash is distracted however, and swallows 7 after loosing count. When he
wakes up, he finds himself in a post apocalyptic London, decimated after
war and with no one left alive. Faced with this new world, Ash goes
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
HUGE Stargate rip-off. Spock's voices buys it while Marty
McFly's voice stays behind in this alien place with the girlfriend he